Sep 18, 2011

Daily link roundup: Slow news Sunday

NFL NEWS

– While you’re killing time waiting for today’s slate of games to start, here are a handful stories to read. Sorry. Sometimes players don’t hit people with cars or punch strippers, so there isn’t much to say. Disappointing, I know.

– The moved-up kickoffs are adding an extra element of strategy to the game. If anyone needs more verbal abuse, it’s kickoff returners.

– Bills owner Ralph Wilson Jr. will miss his first home opener in 52 years due to a broken hip. One of my life goals is to become a really badass old person. I may have to add Mr. Wilson to my list of heroes. Even if that is 52 years worth of the Bills.

– Some smartasses made versions of the pro-Tebow billboards that are purportedly being sprung for by angry Broncos fans. They’re awesome.

WATER COOLER FODDER

– According to my facebook newsfeed, Floyd Mayweather is a punk bitch. Thoughts?

The ACC added Pittsburgh and Syracuse basically overnight. Texas A&M should give them a try.

– It wasn’t until past 3 a.m. that Tulsa and No. 8 Oklahoma State managed to finish their game (rain delay), further guaranteeing that no one watched.

TODAY’S SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

This man has kept his arm raised for 38 years. Whyyyy.

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